Derek Zoolander Center for Kids Who Can't Read Good - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:M A large white baseball with

A large white baseball with blue stitching sits centered within the plate

gold-brown face with a white mustache

Palindromes peaked in third grade

Replacing "treat" with "tequila" in a children's phrase took exactly one brain cell and zero shame

dark pants

Derek Zoolander Center for Kids Who Can't Read Good - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:M A large white baseball withFounding a literacy center when you can't even recognize a scale model from an actual building is bold philanthropic vision. Grammar this bad deserves its own endowment. Inspired by Zoolander. The Details: Arched tan serif text reads "THE DEREK ZOOLANDER" above large tan block text reading "CENTER FOR KIDS" curving around a tan line art portrait of Derek Zoolander. "ESTD" and "2001" flank the portrait, with bold tan text reading "WHO CAN'T READ GOOD"