Me So Corny v2 - Unisex T-Shirt Minnesota Stencil-style white text below reads

Stencil-style white text below reads "WEAPONS OF" in smaller letters

Everyone in the checkout line gets the joke except the person broadcasting it

with dark stylized script reading "Knights" below

Bold white serif text reads "FREDO'S" above a vintage hand-drawn illustration of a figure seated in a small motorboat on choppy water

the kind of 1950s cocktail den where the drinks were strong and the atmosphere never quit

Me So Corny v2 - Unisex T-Shirt Minnesota Stencil-style white text below readsCandy corn walking around with that much confidence is unearned for Halloween's most polarizing candy. Nobody asked for a soft shoe routine from the treat most people quietly throw away. The Details: Distressed orange block text reads "ME SO CORNY" in a weathered, textured finish. Below, a vintage rubber hose style candy corn character struts with white gloved hands, white rounded shoes, a wide grin, and a tri color body of white, orange, and yellow.