WTF is a Kilometer? - Unisex T-Shirt bridgeport inspired by the legendary 70s

inspired by the legendary 70s sitcom

but March provides exactly one window for this specific intersection

Arched distressed white block text reads "WATCH ME" above a white illustrated whipped cream dollop with swirled detail

Perfect for fans of the movie who know how Ellis tried (and failed) to charm his way through Christmas

"Skate Your Date" sounds like advice from a grandparent who peaked romantically at a Connecticut roller rink in 1952 and never stopped bragging about it

WTF is a Kilometer? - Unisex T-Shirt bridgeport inspired by the legendary 70sA simple question with a simple answer: not our problem. America chose miles in 1776 and has been absolutely fine ever since. The Details: A large red distressed vintage illustration of a bald eagle head dominates the design, featuring a wild mullet hairstyle and star shaped sunglasses. Blue bubble style lettering overlapping the lower half reads "WTF IS A KILOMETER?" Heavily distressed vintage texture throughout. Fit & Fabric: Deluxe (Solid Colors):